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Loud Howard

The rumor is that they treat you like a human being! And I would love to be treated like a human being - just once!

To save time, I've hired a consultant to help us find a name for our next product.

[The "consultant" turns around in his swivel chair and reveals himself to be Dogbert]

Loud Howard

He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen!

Dogbert [writing on a piece of paper]: Recommendation: Downsize the Loud Guy.

Loud Howard

Uh, I-I take it back!

Anyone else want a piece of me?

As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent.

Competent? How are we going to compete with that?

Loud Howard

I, I cough, cough I've lost my voice!

Sorry son, I couldn't hear you! Mhm, mhm, mhm.