To save time, I've hired a consultant to help us find a name for our next product.
[The "consultant" turns around in his swivel chair and reveals himself to be Dogbert]
He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen!
Dogbert [writing on a piece of paper]: Recommendation: Downsize the Loud Guy.
Uh, I-I take it back!
Anyone else want a piece of me?
As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent.
Competent? How are we going to compete with that?
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