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Dilbert · Season 1, Episode 15

Dilbert and PHB in “Unfinished Business”

Dilbert

Just out of curiosity, how often does an asteroid hit an exercise machine?

PPHB

A comet hit my Stairmaster - that's why I don't exercise anymore!

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