Larry Finkelstein quotes from Dharma and Greg

Larry

I can not endorse by my actions any system that places one human being in servitude to an other.

Young Dharma

Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries.

Abby O'Neil

Very good. Now the water signs.

Young Dharma

Pisces, Scorpio... Abby, look. Policemen.

Larry Finkelstein

And what do we say to policemen?

Young Dharma

I have a Fourth Amendment right prohibiting you from conducting an unreasonable search.

Larry Finkelstein

[offering her the "down low" hand slap] Yeah. Give me some skin.

Dharma

He acted this way when I wanted to be a Girl Scout.

Larry

It's a para-military organization with cookies.

Larry

Next thing you know, she'll get a social security number.

Dharma

I got one.

Larry

What? Why?

Dharma

I opened a checking account.

Larry

Are you insane? You're on the grid now. They can find you anywhere.

Greg

Who's "they"?

Larry

You.

Abby

Larry, did you eat meat?

Larry

No.

Abby

You ate meat. I can smell it.

Larry

That's my tongue. It's made of meat.

Larry

Don't touch their money Dharma, it's a deal with the devil.

Kitty

Are you calling us the devil ?

Larry

You only want her elected so she'll wage war to support your military-industrial complex !

Greg

San Francisco Board of Supervisors does not wage war...

Larry

Of course not, they send the young boys ! Where have all the flowers gone, answer me that !

You smoked them, Finklestein.