A character in Dharma and Greg
Played by Joel Murray
Dharma and Greg · 27 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Dharma and Greg: in 5 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Greg (4)
What's going on?
Well there is no pretty way to say this but my father picked up a woman who robbed him and left him tied to a bed in a hotel room...
PeteHey buddy, take it easy on him it can be pretty upsetting the first time.
PeteSo it doesn't bother you that your wife is talking to Stuart about his...well you know ?
You can say impotence.
PeteNo you can't ! Cause if you say it, you think it and if you think it you got it !
Pete, she's having a baby !
PeteYeah but she's giving it to you !
No, she's not !
PeteHey how long after they have the kid do they keep making milk ?
Seek professional help you are ill.
Are you sure you're ok ?
PeteYeah, I'm fine...
What's going on with you and that girl, what's her name, Eileene ?
PeteThere is no Eileen... I made her up
But... You said you met her parents, and that they hated you ?
PeteThey would have...
What's new?
PeteMy life is empty and has no meaning.
I asked you what's new.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Dharma and Greg pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
