A character in Dharma and Greg
Played by Susan Sullivan
Dharma and Greg · 27 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Dharma and Greg: in 11 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Dharma (4), Greg (4)
Kitty:Oh, Gregory, darling, every bride thinks she wants to cook a Thanksgiving dinner and it always ends up the same. Someone cries, someone is rushed to the emergency room and a perfectly lovely bird gets wasted. Which, if I don't eat soon, will be me.
Kitty(Reads Fortune Cookie) True wealth is measured in friendships. Oh nonsense
[Before Dharma and Greg's wedding]
Can you see me?
Yes.
Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing.
[Kitty comes in]
KittyWhat are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress!
See, that's what I thought!
KittyLook! Look at these! They're awful!
They're just flowers. Nobody cares.
KittyAnd by "nobody", you mean "you".
Yes.
KittyWell, let me tell you something, Edward. Everybody cares. And by "everybody" I mean "me". I care, Edward. That is my job in this family. I care. I care at every Christmas dinner. I care at every business function. I care everytime that maid puts a meal down in front of you. And for some reason or other, you don't seem to notice.
All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.
KittyThank you, Thank you, Edward. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.
Don't lose the pen this time.
Kitty where's the potato masher
KittyI told you I gave her the day off
KittyWhat is it ?
It's a duck.
That's not a duck, it's a goose.
Yes, but captain, my captain, goose does not rhyme...
KittyYou're not going to take this girl to a hospital ?
Why, she's not sick !
Mother, maybe you could give her a hand ?
KittyOh I don't know anything about childbirth !
What do you mean, you had me ?
KittyOh Gregory don't be vulgar !
KittyAnd, I realised that my true destiny was to be the matriarch of a large powerfull family. Like the Kennedys. But not catholic.
So why didn't you had a lot of kids ?
KittyI couldn't have any more after Gregory
Oh really I'm sorry... Why ?
KittyIt hurt too bad.
KittyEdward tell him.
What happened to "shut up and drive"?
KittyOh please ! You mean your gonna get my grandson drunk and perform a surgery on him in the living room ?
You know, look frankly, Kitty I don't believe in circumcision either, but when it comes to penises Larry is very Jewish.
Don't touch their money Dharma, it's a deal with the devil.
KittyAre you calling us the devil ?
You only want her elected so she'll wage war to support your military-industrial complex !
San Francisco Board of Supervisors does not wage war...
Of course not, they send the young boys ! Where have all the flowers gone, answer me that !
You smoked them, Finklestein.
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