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Dharma and Greg · Season 1, Episode 2

“And The In-Laws Meet” quotes from Dharma and Greg

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“And The In-Laws Meet” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Dharma (3), Greg (2), Larry Finkelstein (2)

It's raining. We're not going to sleep in the rain, are we?

No, silly, you don't sleep in the rain. You make love in the rain.

Ah. What if there's lightning?

Then you get to be on top.

He acted this way when I wanted to be a Girl Scout.

It's a para-military organization with cookies.

Next thing you know, she'll get a social security number.

I got one.

What? Why?

I opened a checking account.

Are you insane? You're on the grid now. They can find you anywhere.

Who's "they"?

You.

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