Look! Look at these! They're awful!
They're just flowers. Nobody cares.
And by "nobody", you mean "you".
Yes.
Well, let me tell you something, Edward. Everybody cares. And by "everybody" I mean "me". I care, Edward. That is my job in this family. I care. I care at every Christmas dinner. I care at every business function. I care everytime that maid puts a meal down in front of you. And for some reason or other, you don't seem to notice.
All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.
Thank you, Thank you, Edward. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.
Don't lose the pen this time.
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