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Dharma and Greg · Season 1, Episode 4

Kitty and Edward in “And Then There's The Wedding”

Kitty

Look! Look at these! They're awful!

Edward

They're just flowers. Nobody cares.

Kitty

And by "nobody", you mean "you".

Edward

Yes.

Kitty

Well, let me tell you something, Edward. Everybody cares. And by "everybody" I mean "me". I care, Edward. That is my job in this family. I care. I care at every Christmas dinner. I care at every business function. I care everytime that maid puts a meal down in front of you. And for some reason or other, you don't seem to notice.

Edward

All right, all right. Here's the checkbook.

Kitty

Thank you, Thank you, Edward. I will tuck this away in the gaping void that was once my soul.

Edward

Don't lose the pen this time.

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