Dexter's Laboratory · Season 1
Now I am going in. You just lower me down on this rope and I return the book. And remember: This is a library mission, so keep quiet!
[loudly] Okey dokey!
[sigh] Hold this. [He hands Dee Dee one end of the rope and dives into the library]
Back sure hurts! [A butterfly flies in and Dee Dee is dazzled by it] Pretty. [She lets go of the rope and chases after the butterfly and Dexter starts falling]
Dee Dee? [He falls]
[quietly] How did you...? Wha...? How did you get...? That's it! I've had it with your monkey business!
But...
QUIET!
[A noise alarm triggers]
[whispering] Warning. Noise level exceeded.
Whoops.
[After learning that Dee Dee was gonna pass out cookies to the gnomes]
Stupid me.
Look, there's R2-D2!
Honey, why is the carpet all wet here?
What can we say about our beloved Fishy?
Not much, we only had him for one day.
Good night Einstein. Good night Major Glory! Good night, ghost of dead Fishy.
Dee Dee! Did you see the disgusting spook-fish that almost killed me?
No. I just like to run around and scream real loud!
[ghostly voice] Dexter! Dexter! Where are you?! Help me! Help me!
Dee Dee, are you playing tricks? [shakes fearfully] Hiding in the closet trying to scare me?
[ghostly voice] Dexter! The toilet! The toilet!
[Dexter races to the bathroom to find Dee Dee's feet sticking out of the toilet; she is then flushed down the toilet]
Dee Dee! [Dee Dee is flushed down into the toilet bowl] No! Dee Dee, come back! Dee Dee, I'm ordering you to come out of this toilet!
[her apparition appears in the shower] Dexter, help me! I am trapped in the Sewer Beyond!
No, you're not! I just saw you go down the toilet!
Listen to me! There's lots of bad fishies and stuff here and they won't let me go! They won't rest until Fishy is on the other side! You've got to flush Fishy, Dexter!
[tries to reach Fishy's corpse] Can't reach! It's no use! My arms, they are too short!
Come on, genius boy! Figure it out!
[grabs a toilet plunger and pulls Dee Dee out. The apparition of Dee Dee disappears from the shower and Dee Dee is freed] Dee Dee, flush the fish, NOW!
[Dee Dee tosses Fishy's corpse into the toilet bowl and flushes it down]
Whew! I'm sure glad that's over. Huh?
[A tentacle extends out of the toilet bowl, grabs Dee Dee and pulls her back into the toilet]
LOOK OUT! EGAD!
Help me! Dexter, it's pulling me back, and they're angry, Dexter, REAL ANGRY!
[grabs the handle trying to pull Dee Dee free] Why?! We flushed the stupid fish!
Its soul, Dexter! It's still in the trap! [the Apparition Containment Unit shakes up with a WARNING signal active in Dexter's room] DO SOMETHING! [Dexter reaches for the fishing rod and grabs it just as the toilet begins flushing her down] HEEEEEEEELP!
[Dexter casts his fishing rod which frees Fishy's soul and he departs into the afterlife. Dad then walks in]
How many times have I told you? Early morning is daddy's special bathroom privacy time. [Upon the flash of lightning, he gains golden glowing eyes with slit pupils and sharp teeth and laughs maniacally]
You crazy girl! Look what you've done!
Not to worry boys. [to Dee Dee] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU. Thank you.
Hey! Hey! Hey! What's happening here, Professor?
Oh, now, boys, hold on. It's very simple. You see, for the past several years I focused on brain power leading my body to wither. But this young princess reminded me how important my body was, with her innocence and naivety.
Princess?! But what about the mysterious grand prize?
Mmm-hmm. You're right. I've got it! Let's have dance contest. Whoever wins, wins the factory!
[shouts from his bedroom to the living room] DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!
[calmly] Yes?
I know she is my sister, a girl and the neighbourhood champ, but could you please tell Dee Dee to stop PUMMELLING ME WITH SNOWBALLS?!
[shocked with a gasp] Did you say...snowballs?
Uh...Yeah....
[sadly] They...called me Champ. Back when I had...the gift. [flashes back to his childhood] I was a natural from day one. As I grew, so did my skills. In high school, I was untouchable!
Hey, grow up man!
[voiceover] They were all just jealous! Jealous of my powers! For I was a king, a force of nature, I was the ultimate snowball warrior! Then I went to college. I was never the same again! [remembers being struck by one snowball; flashback ends] That...was the coldest winter...ever... But that's where you come in! You can help me reclaim my title!
Why not just let Dee Dee do it?
No! Her powers are evil. Only as father and son can we truly carry on the legacy. Let the training begin!
Dexter, five words: Scoop, roll, throw, hit, duck!
The first thing any racer needs is a car! All the best racers drive cars it's how they go but cars don't grow on trees! Except this one 'cos it's made of wood. Behold, the Mock 5!
It's Racer D! The most beautiful racer in the world! Racer D.... [crashes his kart]
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