Dexter's Laboratory Season 1 quotes

Major Glory

Uncle Sam! What happened to you?!

Doctor's orders, nephew. Told me I was too high strung. Told me to loosen up. And I feel great.

Mandark

What? (Looks at his time) Oh, boy! (Crying) Oh, it seems like a lifetime has passed since you sent your deadly agent to destroy my lab, Dexter. Yet I, Mandark still cannot sleep. You keep haunting me and haunting me! but I'll get you, Dexter. I swear, I'll get you!

That is one rugged brother...

Shut your mouth!

I'm only talkin' 'bout Dexter.

We can dig it.

Ants are...

Stinky Hat!

To be respected.

Stinky Hat!

To be respected.

Stinky Hat!

To be respected.

We will meet again, little man.

Yes!

I'll come to school with you.

Silly robot! School is for kids.

You can be this guy!

What?!

Well, it seems Hodo the furry-footed burrower has joined in our quest!

I don't wanna be no furry-footed burrower.

I unsheath my deadly...mandolin?!

Okay, say we're stranded alone on an island. Do you have any skills that would come in handy, bachelor number 4?

I'd dig holes.

We ain't got no menus. We got hamburgers, ham sandwiches, and... hamhocks.

Oh, well, we'll have four hamburgers, please!

No, you won't.

[confused] OK, ham sandwiches then!

Trust me, you don't want em. HEY, MEL! FOUR ORDERS OF HAMHOCKS!

[seeing the robotic arm] My, that's a fancy watch.

[looking at the watch on his non-robotic arm] Thanks!

You know, if you turn your lips inside out, you can look like Jimmy Carter.

OK, enough with ze huffing and puffing! I blow 'is block off unless you can guess my name!

Um... The little bad wolf?

Ze WHAT bad wolf?

The, um, small bad wolf?

[growls]

The...medium-?

[growls louder]

The, uh... big bad wolf?

[laughs triumphantly]

Ja, everyone? It's the "Big" Bad Wolf!

At last! I have discovered a way to shorten the suffering of those long family road trips trapped in the car with Dee Dee! By blasting the car with anti-matter, it can accelerate to near light speed, shortening the trip to an increment of time so small. [Dexter picks a potion up] Even I couldn't stand to be around Dee Dee that long, and just in time too. It's sunrise! The family road trip begins in three hours! [Dexter walks near the car] Dad's car. The gilded cage. My anti-matter will transform this simple vehicle. It consists of anti-particles with positron-surrounded nuclei imposed of anti-protons and anti-neutrons. It will allow the car to travel an infinite number of universes simultaneously. Or, in other words, really, really fast!

[whispering] Here are my selections for today, Ms. L.

My, my, Dexter. What a big stack you have. Why, Dexter, you're quite the little scholar. [She pinches Dexter's cheek]

[whispering] Aw, shucks.

Oh, brother.

You know, if you keep this reading up, you'll be the patron of the month all of next year too. I don't think even Einstein himself was such an avid reader as you, Dexter. [Dee Dee reaches her hand up the stack of books and takes one of them down] No television, no donuts for you. I bet it's just all study, study, study day and night. Well, Dexter, I think you're all set. There you go.

[whispering] Thank you, Ms. L. Come on, Dee Dee.

Hey, Dex! There's no pictures in this book!

[whispering] Dee Dee! Come on!

But you forgot...

[whispering]Dee Dee!

You forgot to check out!

[whispering]Move it or lose it, sister!