Dexter, Dad and others in “Unfinished Business”

[shouts from his bedroom to the living room] DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

[calmly] Yes?

I know she is my sister, a girl and the neighbourhood champ, but could you please tell Dee Dee to stop PUMMELLING ME WITH SNOWBALLS?!

[shocked with a gasp] Did you say...snowballs?

Uh...Yeah....

[sadly] They...called me Champ. Back when I had...the gift. [flashes back to his childhood] I was a natural from day one. As I grew, so did my skills. In high school, I was untouchable!

Hey, grow up man!

[voiceover] They were all just jealous! Jealous of my powers! For I was a king, a force of nature, I was the ultimate snowball warrior! Then I went to college. I was never the same again! [remembers being struck by one snowball; flashback ends] That...was the coldest winter...ever... But that's where you come in! You can help me reclaim my title!

Why not just let Dee Dee do it?

No! Her powers are evil. Only as father and son can we truly carry on the legacy. Let the training begin!