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[thoughts] With Doakes following me, my life has been all Jekyll and no Hyde. No moonlit playdates. No late night social calls. Not one. My brother would be so disappointed.
Don't forget! Tell the universe what you really need!
[thoughts] I really need ... to kill somebody.
I come here to dump bodies, not beer bottles. Now I'm just a litter bug.
Maybe I took pity on him. Yeah, he's a killer, but he also bumps into walls.
Hey, Sergeant. Thanks for supporting the bowling team.
Fuck you.
So, titty site?
Oops. You caught me.
Bullshit. What were you really doing in here?
[pointing to the laptop screen] The tits are right there.
Yeah. But in ten years, you've never rented a single porn title.
[Deciding on who gets to inspect the body]
All right, call it – heads or tails?
Heads.
[Dexter goes to see the body]
I didn't flip yet!
You said call it.
That girl's gonna need more than crayons to set her world right. Killing Little Chino would restore my world, too. But only if the Code of Harry is satisfied.
You've been benched?
Yeah, LaGuerta's just jealous that the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.
Wow... You're chipper
With a witness, Little Chino will never reach my "cutting court room".
[Dexter packs away several killing tools while on the phone to Rita]
I need your help. I know how much you were looking forward to going out tonight, but I think Deb could use you more.
Dexter, this ... isn't about this morning, is it?
No, no! I swear! This is about Deb. She had her first day at work today, and LaGuerta was kind of rough on her.
[Debra knocks on the door]
Dexter, unlock the door.
[to Rita] Hold on. [to Debra] Hold on!
Dexter, come on! Dexter, open the fucking door!
[to Rita] See, she's yelling at me now. Look, I'm no expert, but I think Deb could use some girl time tonight.
Well, I won't lie. I'm a little disappointed. But, I know your heart's in the right place.
[Dexter puts a butcher's knife in a bag]
Absolutely.
Some gangs earn teardrops of blood by killing. I understand – we all need our keepsakes. One man's tattoos are another man's blood slides.
[Little Chino escapes from Dexter]
Thirty-nine days, twenty-two hours and eighteen minutes since I killed my brother. I am cursed.
I forgot that I had promised to sub for another bowling team.
Why do you look so happy about it?
...I like bowling, what can I say? Look will you take Rita out for me? She hired a babysitter and everything.
No way, I need to work out.
Actually, you need to stop working out. It's getting unhealthy. You should go out for some hard liquor instead.
[starts running] Sorry bro.
Deb, please! When do I ever ask you for anything?
[stops running] You bung hole. Why did you have to put it that way?
She's expecting you in half an hour. You're a life saver!
I'm drifting. I finally get a chance to kill and I can't do it. I get a second chance and he gets away. And now all my secrets are floating to the surface. Where is the orderly controlled effective Dexter? Where did I lose him? How do I find him again? I'm drifting. But not to sleep.
Eight confirmed.
Eight confirmed? Here?
No. Here is just one.
We're talking eight confirmed victims of the Bay Harbor Butcher.
The Bay Harbor ... Butcher?
That's what the press is calling whoever dumped those bodies off shore. Has a nice ring to it, no?
Well, it's a little ... lurid.
Lurid and possibly wrong. Part of me's hoping they found the Ice Truck Killer's dumping ground.
Tell me about it. Last thing Miami needs is another serial killer.
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