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Angel: No way your nickname was worse than "Fatista." 'Cause Gianna just rolls off the �
Barbara Gianna: "Va"-gianna.
Angel: Okay, you win. Kids can be cruel.

Debra: [after pulling an all-nighter] I found a fucking lead on The Skinner case. It's in the trees! Right, so, we've had our heads up our asses, Sarge. We've been looking down at the bodies, but no one has been looking up!
Angel: ... How much caffeine have you had?
Debra: A metric fuck-ton.
Angel: Well you should stop, its giving you touretts.

Debra: [to Angel] Asshole. Sorry. Sergeant Asshole.

Debra: All right. Quinn's been in homicide two weeks and he noticed.
Dexter: Noticed what?
Debra: My hair. I changed my hairstyle for the first time since I was eight.
Dexter: Oh, yeah. Short � er, shorter.

Debra: Enough of this sappy shit. Lets get you fucking hitched!

Debra: Just like every other tweaker-hooker case.
Dexter: Except the tattoo peeled off her shoulder.
Debra: Coroner says not a tattoo. [waves folder back and forth like a pendulum] You're getting interested.
Dexter: Actually, I'm getting sleepy.

Debra: Skinner's had him for 24 hours. How long do you think he can hold out?
Dexter: Well, the M.E.'s report on the other victims suggests that the Skinner starts slow, probably to build fear. Anton's a big guy, lot of skin. [Debra looking horrified] ... That's meant to be comforting.

Debra: So I go through every fucking photo of every fucking crime scene, and guess what I found.
Quinn: Trimmed trees?
Debra: No, I didn't find shit. But, when I looked at the homes of the victims, mother fucking trimmed trees!

Debra: They all say the same thing, "King was a very polite gardener, can't believe he's the Skinner."
Quinn: I hate polite killers.

Debra: Ugh me in a dress � I feel like a transvestite.

Debra: Whenever you have an earth-shattering, ball-crushing mindfuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister.

Debra: You're completely different from me. You're laid back, and musician-y, and unambitious. You're like Valium.
Anton: And you're like Red Bull.
Debra: You are the best thing that has happened to me.

Dexter: [getting medically scanned, voiceover] It seems ironic that I, an expert on human dismemberment, have to pay 800 dollars to have myself virtually dissected.

Dexter: [sees Astor fast asleep at Debra's] What'd you use on her, chloroform?

Dexter: [to a bound Ethan Turner] Most of your shipmates are up on the blue deck. It's happy hour. Just the two of us.