[About a dead body]
First she's a messenger –
Now she's a god damn message.
S2 E2Waiting to Exhale
[Dexter stares at the dead body]
Why don't you take a picture, Morgan? It'll last longer.
What would I do without you, Sergeant?
I have to focus. Tune everything out. If I don't, being linked to my beautiful bodies of work will be the least of my worries.
[Dexter was about to hit Doakes with a torch]
Go ahead. Try it. I've been waiting.
This neighbourhood? [shines the torch on himself] It's full of crazies. I'd lock my doors.
Bathroom's all yours.
Eh. Kind of always was.
I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
[on the phone] No, no. Calm is what I was thirty minutes ago. Pissed is what I am now.
Any idea who the FBI's sending?
Some guy named Lundy.
Frank Lundy? He's a rock star. The Green River Killer; the DC Sniper; the case was impossible – he broke it.
Now, James, you should do whatever you can to get on Lundy's task force. It's a career maker.
Hey. Just visualise that door of opportunity just opening up wide for you, and just ... walk right through it.
Angel, you keep up with this woo-woo shit, I'ma walk right through you.
Little Chino,shit. He is officially the highest point in all of Florida.
Red rover, red rover, send Chino back over.
I bet you this guy never expected his work to see the light of day.
I bet you're right.
Still, it can't be easy to hide a body nowadays.
Are you shitting me?
Hypothetical. You're the Bay Harbor Butcher. How do you make sure that disposed bodies stay disposed?
Tons of options. Everglades. Alligators. Pig farms. Sulphuric acid. Woodchipper. Incinerator. Hell, even meat pies.
Hello, everyone. There is no such thing as the perfect crime. Not in my experience, anyway.
So, let's get a jump start on the Bay Harbor Butcher. A moniker which, by the way, repulses me.
[thoughts] Well, we have something in common.
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