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Dexter · Season 2, Episode 1

Dexter and Debra in “It's Alive!”

I forgot that I had promised to sub for another bowling team.

Why do you look so happy about it?

...I like bowling, what can I say? Look will you take Rita out for me? She hired a babysitter and everything.

No way, I need to work out.

Actually, you need to stop working out. It's getting unhealthy. You should go out for some hard liquor instead.

[starts running] Sorry bro.

Deb, please! When do I ever ask you for anything?

[stops running] You bung hole. Why did you have to put it that way?

She's expecting you in half an hour. You're a life saver!

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