Debra and Dexter in “Morning Comes”

So he's 20 years older than me, what do you care?

I don't. [pause] I mean, [sits down, leans close] I'm sure you wouldn't do anything like that.

What are you talking about, do anything like what?

Like, try to sleep your way to the top.

You douche! That is so not true!

Of course not, I shouldn't have even said anything, and I'm sure that thought would never even occur to anybody else.

Double-douche! You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you're seeing Little Miss "Pardon My Tits". I'm sorry, Dex, but she is gross. And pale, and nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross, English, titty vampire.

You just described the perfect woman.

[disgusted]