Jordan Chase quotes from Dexter

Dexter

Nice watch.

Jordan

My dad gave it to me when I was a teenager. It's water-resistant to 100 meters. I have no idea why I would ever need that, but it sure looks nice.

Dexter

[Voiceover: If that's the watch that Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.]

Jordan Chase

[during a seminar] We've lost touch with our instincts, with what we are. We have fallen from nature's grace. But WE SHALL BE DELIVERED! [The crowd cheers] It's time to tap into your primal selves and seize the power of instinct. We're gonna cut off those shackles that bind us to jobs we hate, people we don't love, lives that aren't worth living. We are going to [in unison with crowd] TAKE IT!

Dexter

[voiceover] I've never been around so many people that make me feel normal.

[to Jordan Chase] Yeah! [turns to Dexter] YEAH!

Dexter

[voiceover] Really normal.

Jordan Chase

I have some bad news for everyone, you're all going to die.

Dexter

[voiceover as he looks at Cole] Some of us sooner than others.

Jordan Chase

Some of us sooner than others.

Dexter

Is everything OK?

Jordan

It's nothing important - just a little security glitch.

Dexter

[Voiceover: Like your chief of security's head is in my luggage?]

Jordan

Now you know my secret, you ready to tell me yours?

Dexter

[voiceover] Over your dead body!

Dexter

[voiceover] An hour on the treadmill and I came up empty, not a clue. The only upside is that I got in my cardio for the day. Jordan is one tough nut to crack.

Jordan Chase

You're one tough nut to crack, you know that Dexter?

Dexter

[voiceover] I wish he'd stop doing that.

Lumen

[answering it]' Dexter?

Jordan Chase

No, it's Jordan Chase. But I'm looking for Dexter, is he there?

Lumen

[terrified] He - He's not available right now.

Jordan Chase

Can I leave a message?

Lumen

[still terrified] Uh-huh.

Jordan Chase

Tell him, I'm just checking in and I'd like him to schedule another appointment. As soon as possible.

Lumen

Okay, I will. Bye.

Jordan Chase

Hang on a second. Tell Dexter one more thing.

Lumen

[controlling herself] Okay.

Jordan Chase

Tell him time is of the essence. [With deliberate slowness] Tick, tick, tick, [Lumen appears to be close to tears] that's the sound of his life running out. Could you be sure to tell him that? Take care, Lumen. [He hangs up, leaving Lumen gasping in terror]

Jordan Chase

I was hoping we'd have a chance to speak again.

Dexter

We don't have anything to talk about.

Jordan Chase

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

Dexter

Former. Your program didn't work for me.

Jordan Chase

Regardless, when I see someone on a self-destructive path I can't just stay silent. Often people get involved with someone who is toxic to them, unstable and dangerous, bad things happen.

Dexter

Open. [Chase opens his mouth, and Dexter takes a DNA sample]

Jordan Chase

You're just now putting your life back together after a terrible tragedy. I implore you, don't invite another one. For yourself or for what's left of your family.

Dexter

[After an intense silence] You know, I'm glad that you didn't touch any of them.

Jordan Chase

Really? Why is that?

Dexter

Because this DNA test will clear you. Leaving you all to me, and to her. Your time is up.

Jordan

Look at you. You're transformed too. You're beautiful. And you know what? If you hadn't met me, you would never have known you had it in you.

Lumen

I wouldn't have had it in me...

Jordan

Well, now you do!

Lumen

Shut up!

Jordan

It's truly amazing. You should thank me.