That’ll be £1.99.
Right.
Is there some sort of a problem here, girls?
Not a problem, as such. More of a-a-a question, really.
You think I’m here to answer questions, do you? Who am I, Magnus fucking Magnusson?
He doesn’t answer questions, he asks them.
Pipe the fuck down.
It’s just, it’s pink, white and purple, Dennis.
So?
Well, it should be red, white and blue.
Says who?
The rest of the world.
There’s also quite a few stars missing.
No, there’s not.
There’s only 30 stars here. I mean, there should be 50, just because the stars represent states, so…
Some of them left.
Some states left?
That’s right.
Some states left America?
Yep.
When did this happen?
The other day.
God, that’s desperate.
I don’t know, I just feel like if 20 states left the USA, we might have heard about it.
Ah, they didn’t want to make it into a big thing. So these are the new, modern, up-to-date flags. They’ve just brought them out.
Okay. It’s just, well, I’m not convinced that’s actually true.
Well, why would I lie?
Because you bought a fuckload of dud flags, and you’re trying to get rid of them.
GET OUT!
(exiting the shop) What first attracted him to a career in retail, do you think?
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