So, Katya, I’ve done a bit of an itinerary for your stay. You should have received a copy in my last letter.
I don’t read your letters, Erin.
I’m sorry? I don’t follow.
Your letters, they bore.
They’re boring.
Exactly.
That’s not what I--
I can smoke here, yes?
No. No, you can’t. Mammy’s like a bloodhound.
Your ma said we could come up and have a look at the Russian.
Ukrainian.
Is this her?
Isn’t she cracker? She’s half mine.
No, she’s not, Orla.
Aye, she is. Mammy said so.
You’re so lucky, Erin. I begged my ma to let me have one, but she said we’ve no room now that my dickhead, ball-bag, English prick of a cousin’s moved in. Talking about you, James, in case you’re wondering.
Yeah, that much was clear. Thank you, Michelle.
Have you seen the one Jenny Joyce got, the fella? Massive, massive ride. I’ve been thinking. Maybe time for me to lose the rest of my virginity. And he’s definitely a contender. You help me. You put in good word with your Cossack friend. So we can… (makes squishing sounds)
Would you stop that?
I’m very sorry for all your trouble, you know, the whole hoo-ha at the power plant.
Okay.
When you think about it, we’ve actually got a lot in common ‘cause we understand what it’s like to be a young person from a troubled place.
Hm, it is not the same. Chernobyl was terrible nuclear accident. You people like to fight each other, and, to be honest, no person really understands why.
Well, there’s actually a political element to it, Katya, and there’s a religious element.
But you’re not two different religions here. You’re different flavours of same religion, no?
Well, yes, but… It’s a little bit more complicated than that, Katya.
To me, is stupid.
Oh, my God. It is stupid. It is so, so stupid.
Who is this?
Oh, that’s just James.
You are handsome.
(gasps)
And also sexy.
Is her English not great?
What’s happening?
Why would she do that? Why?
Fuck knows. He’s minging.
She seems to be really enjoying it.
Is he enjoying it?
It’s hard to tell.
Well, if he’s not enjoying it, isn’t that sort of sexual harassment?
Yeah, we should put a stop to it.
Aye.
Does anyone want a Fruit Pastille?
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