Rom quotes from Deep Space Nine

Quark

Rom! You're a genius!

Rom

You think so?

Quark

How should I know? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Nog

Tries to warn his father not to interfer with theUniversal timeline

Quark

"within a year we'll be running this planet," and dreams of cultivating a vast Ferengi economic empire with himself as the Grand Nagus. [Tribute to Charleton Heston remarks in "Planet of the Apes"[!}

Quark

I'm innocent, I tell ya! This is all a misunderstanding! Rom, get me a lawyer!

Rom

I'll call Cousin Gaila. I'm sure he'll know a good one.

Quark

[as he's being dragged away] ROM, YOU IDIOT!

Rom

[grins] See you in a few weeks, brother!

Rom

I won't even tell them my name.

Miles O'Brien

Rom, everyone on the station knows your name.

Rom

Well... I won't confirm it.

Rom

“Latinum lasts longer than lust.” Rule of Acquisition 229.

O'Brien

Maybe, but lust can be a lot more fun.

Sisko

May I help you gentlemen?

Rom

[to Quark] I was following you.

Quark

Must have taken a wrong turn.

Sisko

[deadpan] It looks that way.

Quark

Everyone, this is Keevan.

Rom

Hi. I'm Rom. This is Nog. That's Brunt—

Quark

Rom. He doesn't care.

Keevan

Truer words have never been spoken. I'll advise you all to send final messages to your loved ones and make sure your wills are in order.

Rom

Why?

Keevan

Because the moment we leave the station, you'll have signed your death warrants. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to take a nap.

Quark

No one's hiding, no one's escaping, and no one's surrendering! What's the matter with you people? Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?

Rom

Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?

Quark

Ten Ferengi stood alone against two hundred and seventy-three Lytasians.

As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered.

Quark

The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anybody in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it once and for all.

Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere.

Brunt

Let's do it for an equal share of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum. That they can all agree on.

It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?

Brunt

We're Ferengi.

Quark

And that's why I love you. Fifty bars it is. Minus my usual finder's fee.

Miles O'Brien

How could he do this to me? How could he leave me adrift, mid-river, without a paddle?

Rom

What river would that be?

Miles O'Brien

You know, the Great Material Continuum.

Rom

That river. It can be very treacherous.

Miles O'Brien

Tell me about it. Well, I suppose the good news is with Nog gone, nothing else can go missing.

Martok

Where is my case of bloodwine?!

Worf

I do not know, General, but I promise you I will find out.

Ezri Dax

At first, it struck me as a little... peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that maybe this is a good sign after all.

Quark

How can hiding in one of Julian's adolescent programs be a good sign?

Julian Bashir

Hey...

Jake Sisko

It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program.

Or that ridiculous secret agent program.

Julian Bashir

Hey.

Rom

Or that stupid Viking program.

Julian Bashir

HEY!