All I ask is a tall ship— And a load of contraband to fill her with.
All hu-mons look alike.
New customers are like razor-tooth gree-worms—they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
[Rom has explained how he'll save their lives with a long string of technobabble]
Rom! You're a genius!
You think so?
How should I know? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tries to warn his father not to interfer with theUniversal timeline
"within a year we'll be running this planet," and dreams of cultivating a vast Ferengi economic empire with himself as the Grand Nagus. [Tribute to Charleton Heston remarks in "Planet of the Apes"[!}
GDGeneral Denning
What do you know about atom bombs?
My people have been watching your world for years. We know all about you—baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs.
Hello Quark!.
The first landing parties will arrive here! (points at a random spot on a map)
WWainwright
Where?
Here, right next to this blue blob!
WWainwright
You mean your people are going to invade— Cleveland?
[Quark's cousin has tried to kill him earlier]
I'm innocent, I tell ya! This is all a misunderstanding! Rom, get me a lawyer!
I'll call Cousin Gaila. I'm sure he'll know a good one.
[as he's being dragged away] ROM, YOU IDIOT!
[grins] See you in a few weeks, brother!
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