“The Magnificent Ferengi” quotes from Deep Space Nine

Sisko

May I help you gentlemen?

Rom

[to Quark] I was following you.

Quark

Must have taken a wrong turn.

Sisko

[deadpan] It looks that way.

Brunt

[laughing] A child. A moron. A failure. And a... psychopath. Quite a little "team" you've put together.

Quark

Everyone, this is Keevan.

Rom

Hi. I'm Rom. This is Nog. That's Brunt—

Quark

Rom. He doesn't care.

Keevan

Truer words have never been spoken. I'll advise you all to send final messages to your loved ones and make sure your wills are in order.

Rom

Why?

Keevan

Because the moment we leave the station, you'll have signed your death warrants. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to take a nap.

Your people have a reputation for cunning. I see that it's well-earned. Perhaps one day, the Ferengi will take their place as valued members of the Dominion.

Quark

Anything's possible.

[trying to negotiate with Quark] And I thought the Breen were annoying.

Quark

No one's hiding, no one's escaping, and no one's surrendering! What's the matter with you people? Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?

Rom

Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?

Quark

Ten Ferengi stood alone against two hundred and seventy-three Lytasians.

As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered.

Quark

The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anybody in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it once and for all.

Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere.

Brunt

Let's do it for an equal share of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum. That they can all agree on.

It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?

Brunt

We're Ferengi.

Quark

And that's why I love you. Fifty bars it is. Minus my usual finder's fee.

Keevan

I hate Ferengi. [falls over dead]