Worf quotes from Deep Space Nine

Worf

It has come to my attention that Omet'iklan has made a threat against your life.

Benjamin Sisko

I didn't think it was public knowledge.

Worf

You told Commander Dax.

Benjamin Sisko

Well, that explains it.

Miles O'Brien

It's funny. I've served on half a dozen different ships and none of them have had cloaking devices except the Defiant. Now that we're not using it, I feel naked.

Worf

It is disconcerting, to say the least.

Benjamin Sisko

Gentlemen, I feel the same breeze you do.

Miles O'Brien

What are you smiling at?

Jadzia Dax

I don't know. I guess it's just being in the same room as so many naked men.

Miles O'Brien

So, let me get this straight: all we have to do is get past an enemy fleet, avoid a tachyon detection grid, beam into the middle of Klingon headquarters and avoid the Brotherhood of the Sword long enough to set these things up and activate them in front of Gowron?

Worf

If we succeed, there will be many songs sung in our honor.

Miles O'Brien

Let's hope we're there to hear them.

Jadzia Dax

If I were in your shoes, I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun... and maybe even a little more attainable.

Worf

You are not in my shoes.

Jadzia Dax

Too bad. You'd be amazed at what I can do in a pair of size 18 boots.

Dr. Julian Bashir

(examining an injured Quark) A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises, and scratches. What have you been doing?

Quark

You mean, (taking Grilka's hand) what have we been doing?

Dr. Julian Bashir

(unsettled) Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around my head. I'll just treat you.

Dr. Julian Bashir

What happened to you two?

Lt. Cmdr. Worf

We, uh...

Jadzia Dax

Well, if you must know—

Dr. Julian Bashir

[becoming flustered] No! I don't need that particular image, either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that will be all.

Worf

Where did you get that... thing?

Odo

From a man named Cyrano Jones. He told me tribbles like everyone. Well, this one doesn't seem to like you.

Worf

THE FEELING'S-- [lowers his voice] The feeling's mutual. They are detestable creatures!

Odo

Hm... interesting. It's been my observation that most humanoids love soft, furry animals, especially if they make pleasing sounds.

Worf

They do nothing but consume food and breed. If you feed that thing more than the smallest morsel, in a few hours you'll have ten tribbles, then a hundred, then a thousand!

Odo

Calm down.

Worf

They were once considered mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.

Odo

[scoffs] This?! A mortal enemy of the Empire?

Worf

They were an ecological menace, a plague to be wiped out.

Odo

Wiped out?! What are you saying?!

Worf

Hundreds of warriors were sent to track them down throughout the galaxy. An armada obliterated the Tribble homeworld. By the end of the 23rd century, they had been eradicated.

Odo

Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt? [chuckles]

Odo

Mr. Worf.

Worf

They are Klingons. And, it is a long story.

O'Brien

What happened? Genetic engineering?

Bashir

A viral mutation?

Worf

We do not discuss it with outsiders!

Worf

You are no hero to the Empire!

I will be. I've been thinking about my statue in the Hall of Warriors. I want it to capture my essence. Our statues can be so generic, don't you think?

Odo

I take it whatever your plan is, you've already set it in motion?

I see myself standing with Kirk's head in one hand...and a tribble in the other.

Because lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.

Worf

Practice on someone else.

Worf

At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him, but I promise to return the body intact.

Benjamin Sisko

I assume that's a joke.

Worf

We will see.

Martok

[regarding Garak's claustrophobia] There is no greater enemy than one's own fears.

Worf

It takes a brave man to face them.

Are you the son of Mogh?

Worf

Yes.

Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?

Worf

Only when I am angry.

Jadzia Dax

First we shed blood, then we feast.

Worf

As it should be.

Martok

You see. They (the crew) have accepted him.

Worf

They have accepted him (Alexander) as the ship's fool.

Worf

They are not interrogating you, Mr. Garak. They are debriefing. There is a difference.

Not from where I'm sitting.