The recent hostilities between the Federation and the Empire have been very costly to my family. We have suffered great losses in ships, lands, warriors.
War. What is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing.
“Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places” · Season 5, Episode 3
In this episode: Worf (3), Quark (2), Jadzia Dax (2), Julian Bashir (1), Grilka (1)
If I were in your shoes, I would be looking for someone a little more entertaining, a little more fun... and maybe even a little more attainable.
You are not in my shoes.
Too bad. You'd be amazed at what I can do in a pair of size 18 boots.
Grilka is from the Mekro'vak region. It is customary among her people for the man to bring the leg of a Lingta to the first courtship dinner. Make sure it is fresh, as if you had just killed it. Then, use the leg to sweep aside everything on the table... and declare in a loud voice, "I have brought you this. From this day, I wish to provide food for you and your House, and all I ask is to share your company and do honor to your name."
(examining an injured Quark) A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises, and scratches. What have you been doing?
You mean, (taking Grilka's hand) what have we been doing?
(Quark and Grilka erupt into naughty laughter)
(unsettled) Never mind. I don't need that particular image running around my head. I'll just treat you.
[He turns around to see Worf and Dax, both bruised and bleeding, entering the infirmary.]
What happened to you two?
We, uh...
Well, if you must know—
[becoming flustered] No! I don't need that particular image, either. In fact, I'm going to stop asking that question altogether! People can come in, I will treat them, and that will be all.
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