Odo quotes from Deep Space Nine

Odo

You can leave your weapons or leave the station. Please choose now.

Who are you?

Odo

The one giving you the choice.

Odo

It sounds like you’re trying to talk yourself into something. Or out of something.

Kira Nerys

Either way, I have to betray someone.

Odo

The only important thing is not to betray yourself.

Kira Nerys

How can I possibly turn against my own people?

Odo

Are they? Your own people?

Kira Nerys

They’re no different than I used to be.

Odo

Used to be?

Odo

I'll never understand the humanoid need to... couple.

Quark

You've never "coupled"?

Odo

I choose not to. Too many compromises. You want to watch the Karo-Net tournament, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise: you listen to Klingon opera. So here you were ready to have a nice night watching the Karo-net match, and you wind up spending an agonizing evening listening to Klingon opera.

Quark

Everyone wants a piece of the new frontier.

Odo

And I'm sure you've already tried to sell it to a few of them.

Benjamin Sisko

I want you to know I don't personally believe that you're responsible for this.

Odo

Really? Now, how can that be true? You don't know me. You have no reason to believe I wouldn't kill Ibudan if it suited my fancy, so don't tell me there isn't some doubt inside of you, some question about whether or not I murdered the man.

Odo

Unauthorized entry into crew quarters is a crime, Quark. You could have just asked to use the replicators.

Quark

There's an old Ferengi saying: "Never ask when you can take." How did you figure it out?

Odo

You claimed Rom fixed your replicators.

Quark

So?

Odo

Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent.

Quark

You're right, Rom is an idiot. Remind me to get rid of him tomorrow.

Odo

Quark, am I to believe that you're volunteering to help?

Quark

Who said anything about volunteering? We can haggle over price later.

Kira Nerys

You may need this.

Odo

Thanks, major. You know I never use them.

Odo

I have my eye on you, Quark.

Quark

[Jadzia Dax walks by] And I have my eye on you, Jadzia.

Odo

Madam, I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!

Lwaxana Troi

I can swim.

Lwaxana Troi

What are you looking at?.

Odo

Oh, I was just wondering how many volts are in that exposed socket.

Quark

Who are they?

Odo

Survivors of Gallitep. They arrived here this morning. They've come to see justice done.

Quark

Gallitep... imagine living through that hellhole... the pain... the sorrow... Do you think they like to gamble?

Odo

What do you know about the murder of Ensign Aquino?

Quark

You wound me. All these years together, I thought you knew me. Odo, I am not a killer!

Odo

No, but most of your friends are.

Quark

True, and I would gladly sell one of them to you if I could. But unfortunately, none of them have taken credit for the death of the Starfleet officer.

Odo

Keep your ears open.

Quark

Are you kidding? That's the Seventh Rule of Acquisition.