“Rules of Acquisition” quotes from Deep Space Nine

Quark

Never place friendship above profit.

21st Rule of Acquisition.

Quark

I'm glad you agree.

But the 22nd Rule of Acquisition says, "A wise man can hear profit in the wind."

I wanted to learn from the very best.

Quark

Uh-huh. Which brings to mind the 33rd Rule of Acquisition...

"It never hurts to suck up to the boss!"

Just remember one thing—the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

Quark

48th Rule of Acquisition.

Quark

I think I agree with the 59th Rule of Acquisition: "Free advice is seldom cheap."

The riskier the road, the greater the profit.

Quark

62nd Rule.

That's right!

But you know what 103rd Rule of Acquisition says!

Quark

Not offhand.

"Sleep can interfere with..."

Quark

And I don't care either!