Rule of Acquisition Number Two-eighty-six: “When Morn leaves, it's all over.”
There is no such rule!
There should be.
I really am very grateful for all you have done, Quark. That is why I'm going to let you take your hand off my thigh instead of shattering every bone in your body.
I am Quark, son of Keldar. And I have come to answer the challenge of D'Ghor, son of... (pause) whoever.
[as D'Ghor raises his bat'leth, Quark drops his on the floor]
Having me fight D'Ghor is nothing more than an execution. Well, if that's what you want, then that's what you'll get, an execution. No glory. No honor. [he kneels] And when you one day tell your children how you came to power and took Grilka's house from her, I hope you remember to tell them how you "heroically" killed an unarmed Ferengi, half your size.
DGD'Ghor
Whatever you say, Ferengi!
[He raises the bat'leth to swing at Quark, but Gowron seizes his arm.]
D'Ghor, what are you doing?! I didn't want to believe the things he said about you yesterday... but if you can stand here and murder this pathetic little man, then you have no honor. (takes the Bat'leth from him and tosses it to the ground) You have no place in this hall.
A brave Ferengi. Who would have thought it possible?
You have given me back my house and my family name. How can I repay you?
I would like a divorce, please. No offense!
None taken. I can give it to you right away...
(Grilka backhands Quark, shouts a Klingon insult, and spits at him)
(smug) You're a free man.
Brother, I haven't told you: when you stood in the Great Hall, in front of D'Ghor, you were magnificent!
[shrugs] I was lucky, that's all. If it didn't work, I didn't have another card to play. Business is dropping off again.
Money isn't everything.
If Father were alive, he'd wash your mouth out with galcor!
You can't buy respect, brother. And that's what you have now—respect! That's what you wanted, isn't it?
Respect is good... but latinum's better.
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