Patrick quotes from Dead Set

Marky

It's one thing picking them off from the roof, it's another heading out there.

Patrick

Says the man with the gun to the man with the pointy stick.

Space

Distract them with what? A ball of string?

Patrick

They eat flesh don't they? Right? That's what they eat. We'll give 'em some! [Pointing to Grayson's corpse] There's a man-sized portion of Pedigree Chum lying right there. We'll chop 'em up.

Patrick

We'll Chop 'Em Up! Toss the best bits to the fucking ghoulies, they run after that "Munch munch munch, thanks very much." We'll drive straight through.

Veronica

We're not doing that.

Patrick

I didn't say it was gonna be a genteel parlour game you titted fucking idiot, but it's worth a pissing shot!

Marky

[Siding with Veronica] I'm staying.

Patrick

Oh, grow some nuts.

Marky

look, it's my decision.

Patrick

Wake up, Muttley! She only wiped her slit up your thigh for the highlights reel, ya chimp.

Veronica

No I never!

Patrick

You would fuck a fishermans dog if there was a Heat cover in it.

Patrick

They Hate you! They've told me time and time again in that Diary Room.

Joplin

What did they say?

Patrick

You're old, you're a pervert, you're pretensious, you stink, your clothes make you look like a cunt. They have poured insults over you like buckets of cum. Do you know what they call you when you're out of the room? Gollum.