Delores quotes from Dead Like Me

Delores

The homeless are desperate, passionate lovers, but they will rob you blind.

Delores

[On the name of her website] I was going to call it "Her Big" Website, but I was afraid I'd attract people with [indicates with her fingers] a fetish for big things.

Delores

[typing on her computer] Millie...did you put detergent in the dishwasher?

George

Uh, no...I thought you did.

Delores

Oh, silly us. We'll just have to locate those dishes and wash 'em again.

George

Your computer told you that?

Delores

No, silly, "stinky5000" did.

Delores

[on how her website operates] I've got a camera there [she waves at the camera], a camera there, a camera there, and a camera there. Not in the bathroom though... [in a conspiratorial tone] people watching me in the potty would just be plain wrong.

George

[voiceover] ...As opposed to watching you everywhere else?

George

So, people actually pay to watch you?

Delores

I do get two cents every time someone clicks on but that would go straight to my favorite charity - The American Amputees Association.

George

[voiceover] Oh, Christ! My boss has a wooden leg.