Darkwing Duck Season 1 quotes

Launchpad

Hey DW, try one of these horse do-overs! They're pretty good!

Megavolt

[to Darkwing] Gee, I suppose I oughta barbecue you now... but I just haven't got the heart. But don't worry, [whips around and zaps Ham String and Preena Lott] I'm still gonna take my revenge on you two!

Megavolt

Let's see, particle acceleration plus fade conversions equals... TOAST!

Megavolt

At last! I'll have revenge on those who tormented me! Those who made me what I am! Wha... what am I anyway? A dentist? No, lumberjack? No. ...King of the Jungle?

Megavolt

At last! At last I'll be rid of those meddling kids and their nosy dog! Whoa, wrong cartoon.

Yeah, I guess we owe you an apology, Drake. G'wan, g'wan, Ham, apologize!

Aw, gee, Drake, uh, sorry for acting like a chowder head.

Darkwing

Aww, Ham... you weren't acting.

Megavolt

I may have lost, but at least I know Darkwing Duck's secret identity! He's... Elmo Sputterspark! No, that's not right...

Darkwing

Stand still and I'll thrash you some more!

I'd better go... if you thrash me any more you're gonna end up in a hospital!

Darkwing

Think I can't do it, eh? No faith in my abilities, eh? Well ha! And double ha! And ha some more!

Gosalyn

And so, Darkwing Duck, St. Canard's mighty masked vain pig-headed loud-mouthed snooty egomaniacal waffle-brained mallard, paid a little visit to Swenlin Swine.

Launchpad

DW! He's going into Bob's World of Breakable Antiques!

Oh well, now that you've found me out, I guess I'll just have to crush you like bugs. C'est la vie.

Launchpad

...la vie?

Darkwing

Y'know, you did pretty good. For a mutant.

And you did pretty good for a vain pig-headed loud-mouthed snooty egomaniacal waffle-brain!

Darkwing

Hey! I'm not vain.

Oh, how can you be so heartless and cruel?

Negaduck

Practice.

Drake

I can explain the bats.

Herb

Please don't.