It always comes down to this, Launchpad. Me, you, a villain craving my destruction, and an abandoned warehouse.
LLanchpad
Yeah. I wish for once it could be a roller rink or something.
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If you are angling for a bigger allowance this is not the way to go!
What did I ever do to Gosalyn to deserve this?
Well, once you grounded her until her senior year of college.
Yeah...
And another time you made her eat beets even though you know she hates them.
Yeah, but I-
Oh, and then another time you-
I get the idea! Thank you!
[As Gosalyn draws on his yearbook] Has Daddy ever told you the story of the little girl, the marking pen and the pit of eternal flame?
Oh, indignity heaped upon indignity! Why me? Why?! Why?! Why?! My high school reunion coming up and I have nothing to wear! Why was I made to suffer so? [to the lightbulb he's holding] What? What's that you say? Wear the jumpsuit, battery, gloves, and helmet? [Kisses bulb] Brilliant! Oh what, would I do without you? [Laughs] Ah, high school. I remember those golden days, days of constant degredation and torment with nary a moment's rest from the endless stream of abuse. Oh those were the days.
Please refrain from accosting me, sir.
This is only a total defeat, you know.
At last, I have harnessed the awesome power of carpet static! And those fools in the Science Club said it couldn't be done!
[to his own hand] Oh, don't point that thing at me. It might go off. At last! What I always wanted: the ability to enterain others at cocktail parties! But wait, these powers might have greater uses. I can seek revenge on those who tormented me, those who made me a freak, those who...those who gave me this ridiculous hair-style!
I am... MEGAWATT!
BThe Band
Hey! That's our name, man!
Oh, sorry. Uh, in that case... I am... MegaVOLT!
No! What are you looking at?! Your piercing stares are driving me mad! Mad I tell you! Mad! Oh, and by the way, I'm going to destroy the school and all of you with it.
[Drake is dressing as Darkwing for the first time.]
Now all I need is a name. Something that'll conjure up the fear of a dark moonless night, the speed of an eagle’s wing... something like... 'The Really Scary Fast Thing'!
Aha! All is lost! No one can save you now! You're chemistry!
SStudents
Huh?
No, not chemistry. Math! Is that- No, uh- History! That's it. You're history!
All right, Darkwing! You may be tough, but I'm not! ...or... something.
HSHam String
You missed Darkwing Duck, man!
'Darkwing Duckman'? What is this 'Darkwing Duckman'?
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