DW! It's the famed food critic, Mr. Mikey!
Oh, he won't like it! He hates everything!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
And now, a little added ingredient for the goulash: my specially-trained attack squid! I never leave home without it.
I knew this would happen! Your food has finally gone bad! And I don't mean bad-rotten, I mean bad-evil! C'mon, Launchpad. Let's get goulash!
Oh, if only I hadn't blamed your food for kidnapping the bunnies, we wouldn't be on the brink of doom! This is all my fault! ...well, aren't you gonna argue with me? You know, "there there, it's not all your fault, DW," that sort of thing?
No, it pretty much is all your fault.
I am the terror who flaps in the night! I am the editor who cuts your scene! I am Darkwing Duck! ...oh, and this is Morgana, but of course you've met- never mind.
Oh, by the way, your girlfriend's turned herself into a slug. Hope you can love her for her mind.
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