I hate cats. Vile creatures. They're always sleeping and licking themselves.
S2 E5Boo
What the hell was that?!
Flashback. Happens all the time.
Bingo!
You found something?
No, I got bingo.
RSRafer's Mom
You are not what you seem!
Guess you busted me on my push-up bra.
Joshua, take the basement.
Joshua in basement. Always the plan.
Fine, take the roof. (to Didier) You take the basement. (to Cat) You handle backstage. I'll do the catwalks.
CCat
I think I might be better suited to handle the catwalks.
How about you do what I say and we don't have a problem?
(to Didier) Cat fight.
I just came by to catch some coffee.
Uh, sorry, the market's been out for a week, which is ironic, 'cause, you know, Seattle was the coffee capital of north America back in the day.
(playing charades)
CCat
Breakfast at Tiffany's!
Pretty Woman!...Little Women!...Yeah! I read that. Beth dies.
CCat
Oh...
...
CCat
Tokyo Decadence!
Idle hands!
AAsha
Born Free! Born Free!
RRafer
No.
CCat
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!
S2 E6Two
It's just 'cause she's hot, you know.
What is?
Everything. Everything she gets away with. You honestly think we'd be down here in this moldy dump looking for God-knows-what if she were ugly?
We're down here to give Max a hand.
Alec [laughing]: You're so whipped.
Read my lips, pretty boy. Get a life, get a job, and stop sticking your nose into mine. Don't make me kick your ass!
You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine.
Eddie [getting in Alec’s face]: What's a poofter like you need with five hundred bucks, anyway, eh?
Alec [in a British accent]: Actually, I need it for a ride on your mum.
S2 E7Some Assembly Required
Steelheads? Sketchy!
You bellowed, your Originalness?
Tell Max what you told me about those guys that kicked your butt.
It's been a pretty violent month for the Sketchmeister. Could you be a tad more specific?
Guess we're just gonna have to get their attention, then.
Please tell me you're gonna get naked.
BBird
Yeah. And she took off with our boy. I saw.
EEddie
I want him back. He cost me a pretty penny, and... I--I miss him, I do.
What, are you kidding? Back when he was a Jam Pony hump, this generous man showed me some tight shortcuts through downtown. Helped me shave hours off my workday.
Giving you extra time to nap and get high.
Precisely.
I always liked Sketchy... I think.
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