Oh, Max. Thank God.
Are you okay? What happened?
Eyes Only met his match.
BBrittany
Uncle Logan.
Hi. What's your name?
BBrittany
Go away.
Nice name. I'm Max.
Brittany, say hi.
BBrittany
No.
S2 E8Gill Girl
Can we concentrate on coming up with a plan?
I'm thinking.
You're talking.
I can do both.
I doubt that.
Well, you just lost your tip.
Look, it's one thing for Manticore to give you a retrovirus tailor-made to kill me, but I seriously doubt that they factored a six-year-old into their evil plan.
Chicken pox? Thought that went out with Starbucks and Madonna.
Can't you see I'm getting ready for a bath?
Funny, women and water. Seems to be the theme of my evening.
S2 E9Medium is the Message
Logan [Talking on phone with a doctor]: I read about the work you've been doing and I thought you might be able to help... a virus... genetically targeted to a specific gene sequence... it's mine actually... because someone wanted me dead?...Doctor please don't hang up I am NOT a nut and I'm willing to pay you a lot of money... HELLO?!
Maybe when father was mixing you together he put some Picasso in your DNA.
Picasso in my cocktail.
Scored a sweet deal on some ham-hocks, my buyer fell through on me, you want em?
I... uh don't have any money.
Aw, that's alright, take it as an 'I'm sorry for trying to kill you' that one time
WWWendy White
Truth is, he [White] doesn’t care much for Eyes Only. Thinks what you people do is... subversive.
Look, Josh, you’re a great artist, apparently. But you’re also, to be frank, a dog-boy.
RRita
An artist burns bright for an instant, and then extinguishes like a scrape of phosphorus.
Well, call it his Blue Period. It’ll be worth a fortune.
You know, but just, uh, tell her you lost the papers. Tell her, uh, I don’t know, tell her your dog ate ‘em. Tell her you ate ‘em.
RRita
Yeah. Um, I told your representative you could have the painting back if you’d just ask for it in person.
Here I am, in person. Give it back!
Pain is a phantom of the mind.
S2 E10Brainiac
AAsha
I'm off to the frozen north. I don't know who to trust. I'm not happy about this, Logan.
Well, I'm not happy about it, either.
Well, if she's not happy, and you're not happy, then I'm not happy. Max, are you happy?
Shut up!
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