[after KOing future versions of his foes with a Ghostly Wail and detransforming] Whoa... [looks at them] My voice is changing... great, [transforms back] now I'm going through Evil Puberty. Everywhere I go my evil future is smacking me in the face! [hit on the back of the head with the Booo-merang] OWW!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Where is he? Where's our son?
What have you done to our boy?!
[laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!
What?!?
What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!
[to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.
What makes you think you can change my past?
Because I promised my family!
Aha ha, ha, ha! Oh, you are such a child! You promised?
Yes! I...PROMISED!
[Danny uses his Ghostly Wail on Dark Danny.]
Oh! That power! Oh, it's not possible! I don't get that power until ten years from now!
I guess... the future isn't as set in stone as you think it is. [roars again]
O1Observant 1
He has the answers to the test.
O2Observant 2
He's clearly going to cheat.
O1Observant 1
He has your time medallion.
O2Observant 2
He has your time medallion.
CClockwork
You said that twice.
[to Tucker and Sam] You know, if I had an ounce of humanity left in me, this would be a very touching little reunion, but of course I surrendered my human half a long time ago.
FVFuture Vlad
[telling how Dark Danny came into existence] If it's any consolation, they went so quickly. They felt no pain. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for you, Daniel. With nowhere else to go, you came to me, the only person on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation. All you wanted was to make the hurt go away. I honored your wishes... no more painful human emotions to drag you down. Sadly, that freed you up to rip the ghost out of me. And when my evil ghost half mixed with yours, my evil side overwhelmed you.
What happened to my human self?
FVFuture Vlad
Some things, my boy, are better left unsaid. If any good came out of this, it's that ten years without ghost powers gave me the chance to see what a fool I'd been.
Maybe that's all anybody needs. A second chance.
Your time is up, Danny. It's been up for ten years.
[Danny sits on the steps of Casper High; Jazz comes over to him]
So how long have you known?
About the test? For days, but I'm really proud of you for not cheating.
Not that. [Danny holds up Jazz's tattered note and torn piece of her headband] Your headband, your note with your handwriting.
What that? [chuckles nervously and blushes] I didn't write that. And there must be dozens of headbands.
[looking unconvinced] Jazz...
[sits down beside Danny] Since the Spectra thing. I didn't want to tell you until you wanted to tell me. It's your secret.
Well, it's our secret now.
[They hug]
Don't think this means I'll stop being meddling and overprotective.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
LTLance Thunder
[mumbling] "Can't believe I quit acting to work in this place.
[to newscaster] There's chaos here, Bill. [ghostly Christmas trees surround him; he panicks] Not the face! Not the face!"
[to the ghosts] "I'm trapped in this story. The guy's off his nut."
"He ought to know better."
"Let's go kick his butt!"
[Danny shoves an orange into Walker's mouth, hoping to end the ghost fight]
[typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange.
He threw it at Walker who... [stops typing and thinks; angrily] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!
"Roses are red; violets are blue.
Once these fry, I'm guessing this lame poem is...! [Destroys the keyboard] Through.
NO!!!"
Danny screamed.
"I'm still talking in rhyme!"
I would have forewarned you, if given the time!
There are two ways to finish this poem. Just two.
I'd type out "The End", but I can't, thanks to you!
So, now, you'll guide this story of the ghost who hates Christmas!
Think you can do it? All mopey and listless?
[Gets thrown in the prison truck] You think this ends here? You’re about to get burned!
This story's not done 'TIL THE LESSON IS LEARNED!
And that's when I thought, maybe this is the moral –
In the same way my folks love their old Christmas quarrel:
Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing.
I was so busy whining, I started abusing
The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer.
I'll try to be better come Christmas next year.
Uh, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?
Yeah. Why you talking in rhyme?
Such a dork.
We're not talking in rhyme. [excited] We're not talking in rhyme!
[As Ghost Writer is shown in a prison cell, a bear-like creature scoots up to him. Ghost Writer tries to scurry away until he sees Walker in front of the bars, holding an orange]
Orange?
[exclaims in fear] Get that thing away from me!
[the gang sees Skulker fly by]
Skulker?! He's hunting you again?!
Again?! As in more than once?
Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghosts attack, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, and we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty, or some such nonsense.
[jotting down on a memo pad] Attack, banter, kick butt, lesson, got it. [beat] So, why is he not attacking?
What?! [Sees Skulker flying away] No attack? He's ignoring me?!
[watches Skulker tear through the lab equipment in the basement] And here I thought you weren't hunting me.
Where is the Ecto-Converter?
See, that's more like it. You make demands, I ignore them.
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