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S2 E17

Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 17

Chris, Dan and others in “Chris”

Chris

After all I've done for you! [whacks Dan in the face] You burn my house? [whacks Dan] For the last time, you can’t have my toy! [whacks Dan in the face 3 times]

Dan

[angrily] IT'S! [grabs his weapon] MY! TOY!!! [throws Chris, Dan presses the shock button, electric plug pops up, he hits the ground and shocks Chris and punches him off the cliff]

Elise

Chris!

Elise Sr.

Wake up! It's getting good.

[Dan goes to Chris who is holding on the ledge as Elise runs up, Dan tries to finish him off, sees flashbacks from "Barber", "Magician", and "Wolf-Man", flashback ends]

Dan

What are we doing?

Chris

Last I checked, you were about to send me plummeting to my death.

Dan

[drops the weapon off the cliff] You don't get off that easy. Give me your hand. [Chris grabs Dan's hand and he is saved]

Elise Sr.

Oh, come on!

Chris

Why didn't you kill me?

Dan

I was going to. But then I thought, "Nah, I'm going home". We'll talk about this tomorrow.

[rain stops and sun rises]

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