Dan and Chris in “Chris”

[in his apartment with his rewards] And now for the piece de resistance.

[comes in] Behold the deadly elegance of the death ray.

[takes the death ray away from Chris] You can leave now, Chris. I'd like some time alone with my new toy.

YOUR new toy? Dan, I was the one who called in and answered the trivia question.

You wouldn't have even known about the contest if I didn't tell you about it. PLUS I was the one who introduced you to Space Monkeys in the 1st place!

I won the contest fair and square. The Death ray is mine.

Is this really how you want to treat your best friend? After all I've done for you? [throws the pizza box to Chris as he leaves]

Ow! [he catches his death ray as it drops]

Be careful! You could have broken my precious death ray!

Don't come any closer. I'll drop it. I swear.

You wouldn't!

You sure you want to find out? Sorry, Dan. This is my death ray. And you can't have it! [in a normal voice] Feel free to visit it though. [leaves Dan's apartment with his death ray]

DAAAGH! [breaks the pizza box over his knee and storms outside] CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!