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S2 E17

Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 17

Announcer, Chris and others in “Chris”

Announcer

You're listening to K-L-I-E, the Lie! The Lie! All conspiracy theories, all the time. Now, before we give you proof that Bigfoot is working for the Vatican, it's time to- [Chris picks Dan up as he turns off the radio and drives away with him]

Chris

Morning, Dan.

Dan

Shhh! That's right, we're honoring the 25th anniversary of the film, "Space Monkeys from Planet Space" by giving away another awesome prize!

Chris

Space Monkeys from Planet Space? That is the greatest movie of all time!

Announcer

We're actually giving away the actual Space Monkey Death Ray Gun used by Captain Jack Tatterson.

Dan

The gun Captain Tatterson used to defeat the Blorg at the top of Mount Climax.

Chris

Sending all the monkeys into the green-screen abyss of planet space.

Announcer

Alright, the Space Monkey Death Ray Gun will go to the 97th caller who can tell me the name of the Space Monkeys from Planet Space's Cinematographer's 3rd Grandchild's elementary school.

Dan and Chris

William Henry Harrison!

Dan

I can't get through!

Chris

Hello?

Announcer

Hi, you're on KLIE, The Lie! The Lie! Can you tell me the name of the cinematographer's 3rd Grandchild's elementary school?

Dan

William Henry Harrison!

Chris

William Harry Henderson!

Announcer

Uh-we'll take it!

[Dan and Chris cheer but Chris' car goes out of control]

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