You're listening to K-L-I-E, the Lie! The Lie! All conspiracy theories, all the time. Now, before we give you proof that Bigfoot is working for the Vatican, it's time to- [Chris picks Dan up as he turns off the radio and drives away with him]
Morning, Dan.
Shhh! That's right, we're honoring the 25th anniversary of the film, "Space Monkeys from Planet Space" by giving away another awesome prize!
Space Monkeys from Planet Space? That is the greatest movie of all time!
We're actually giving away the actual Space Monkey Death Ray Gun used by Captain Jack Tatterson.
The gun Captain Tatterson used to defeat the Blorg at the top of Mount Climax.
Sending all the monkeys into the green-screen abyss of planet space.
Alright, the Space Monkey Death Ray Gun will go to the 97th caller who can tell me the name of the Space Monkeys from Planet Space's Cinematographer's 3rd Grandchild's elementary school.
William Henry Harrison!
I can't get through!
Hello?
Hi, you're on KLIE, The Lie! The Lie! Can you tell me the name of the cinematographer's 3rd Grandchild's elementary school?
William Henry Harrison!
William Harry Henderson!
Uh-we'll take it!
[Dan and Chris cheer but Chris' car goes out of control]
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