Mr. Bainbridge, Dan and others in “Golf”

Give me the wedge.

[dressed up like a Scottish Golfer, Scottish Accent] I don't see no wedge, mate. Nothing in here but golf clubs. [phone rings] Aye aye? This be him. No, I already get long distance service. Yes, I'll hear you out.

Five strokes, right?

[Scottish Accent] Aye, sir.

Um, I had three.

[Scottish Accent] What did ye say? Nay, I will not accept a bribe from ye!

What's going on here?

[Scottish Accent] This hooligan tried to pay me to raise his score.

You mean lower his score?

[Scottish Accent] Um, sure.

That's ridiculous.

[Scottish Accent] I completely agree.

Why would you pay your caddy to lower your score? He should do it for free.

What? That's cheating!

Dan, knock it off.

[Scottish Accent] Who's Dan? I'm Scotty the Scot.

Just go home.

[takes off hat and sunglasses, normal voice] Not until you quit playing golf forever!

Chris, what is your impertinent friend doing here?

Stay out of this, fancy pants! This is between me and Chris!

And security! [two security guards use binoculars, Mr. Bainbridge points at Dan]

You'll never take me alive!