Dan, Chris and others in “Golf”

Why are you wasting time at a stupid golf place? Mr. Mumbles' birthday party is 48 hours away and we don't even have a theme!

I'm not wasting time, I'm playing golf. It's my new hobby!

For the last time, your hobby is being my sidekick!

[comes by] Hey C-man - is this vagrant bothering you?

Uh, no sir. Dan, this is my boss, Mr. Bainbridge. Mr. Bainbridge, this is my impertinent friend, Dan.

Son, that is not why it's called a driving range. [chuckles]

Chris, I am going to count to 3. 1, [a golf ball smashes Dan's car windshield] WHO DID THAT?! I want a name! [he gets hit by a golf ball] GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!!!