Dan
[runs to Chris and Elise's house] The monster's back! It thwacked me in the noggin! Come quick! Bring shotguns!
Elise
Dan?
Chris
Did you run here again? You're covered in sweat.
Dan
The monster is back and I have physical proof! Look at my forehead!
Chris
Well, that is odd. Don't know if it's proof of monsters.
Dan
It did this with its tentacles! Would you please help me kill it now!?
Chris
If we don't help him, he's just going to keep coming over here in the middle of the night.
Dan
With my brand new air horn. [he blows his air horn loud and Elise throws it away from him]
Elise
Let's go.
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