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S2 E6

Dan Vs. · Season 2, Episode 6

Dan, Elise and others in “The Monster Under the Bed”

Dan

[runs to Chris and Elise's house] The monster's back! It thwacked me in the noggin! Come quick! Bring shotguns!

Elise

Dan?

Chris

Did you run here again? You're covered in sweat.

Dan

The monster is back and I have physical proof! Look at my forehead!

Chris

Well, that is odd. Don't know if it's proof of monsters.

Dan

It did this with its tentacles! Would you please help me kill it now!?

Chris

If we don't help him, he's just going to keep coming over here in the middle of the night.

Dan

With my brand new air horn. [he blows his air horn loud and Elise throws it away from him]

Elise

Let's go.

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