Little Girl, Dan and others in “The Monster Under the Bed”

[teases Dan and Chris] Baby.

Don't you have parents? Do you see it?

The monster? No, but I can't see under your bed from here Plus, it's a figment of your imagination.

[opens the door but realizes that he is missing his keys] I left my keys inside.

Do you have a spare?

Of course. [takes Chris' sandal off of Chris' foot]

What are you doing? Let go!

[gets the key out of Chris' sandal] Yuck. Wash your feet.

That's not okay, you know.

[as he and Chris enter his apartment] Stay in front of me. If this thing eats one of us, I want it to be you. Well?

I'm sure it was a very scary dream, Dan.

It wasn't a dream! It was right here!

Well, I'd check the closet, but I don't think there's room for a monster, what with all the garbage and everything.

It's not garbage until I throw it out!

I'm going home. [walks away]

Coward! Wait! Can we stay with you?

For how long? Until your imaginary monster leaves?

What are we suppose to do? Sleep in the car?

There's no monster under your bed, Dan. [leaves]

Is so!