Dan and Chris in “The Monster Under the Bed”

[screams outside as Elise and Chris hear him from outside] Whoa! Hey! Was that trap meant for me!? Elise, how could you? I almost- [screams again when he gets caught in a mousetrap] stupid, no good, reckless, trap setting!

[finds Dan outside] Hey, Dan What's new? Chris! How do I get out of this thing?

How do I get out of this thing?

You could try gnawing your own leg off.

You think this is funny?!

Elise calls it her "DAN TRAP.

Just get me out of here! And when's the last time someone mowed your grass? This is just slovenly.

You took our lawnmower apart to build a jet pack, remember?

And, It would have worked if you didn't have such a crappy lawnmower. Come with me.

Do you know what time it is?

I don't care what time it is! I need help. There is a monster under my bed! I know how it sounds! Do you? Because you said it anyway. Listen to me very carefully: I hate you. Also, THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!

I promised Elise we'd have a Spa Week. Sort of a "stay-cation.

First off, that's not a real thing. Second, there's no time for your foolishness. I have just been ejected from my own domicile!

By a monster. Under your bed.

Don't say it like that!

After you ruined our last vacation by getting us deported-

There's nothing to see in Rome!

I owe Elise a real, "Dan free" week of relaxation and fun. For once.

Then we had better settle this whole "monster" thing as quickly as possible, hadn't we?

[sighs] I'll get my keys.

Wait! Bring me some pants.