Hurry up, you lout! We're on in 2 minutes!
Who wants a noogie?
Get off of me, you oaf!
Why are you hitting your elf? Why are you hitting your elf?
Stop it! [kicks the Mall Santa's stomach]
Hey, good kick. Guess you've been trained in "Elf Defense".
What's that smell? Nutmeg?
Uh, no.
You, sir, reek of eggnog! You are a disgrace to the uniform! I demand you resign your post and leave at once, taking nothing with you from the office.
Don't yell at me, little man! I outrank you!
You leave me no choice! [he tries to hit the Mall Santa with a candy cane but fails]
Were you trying to hurt Santa? [he hits Dan with a candy cane]
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