[Dan relaxing after shaving Barber's hair]
Dan
Well, it took a lot of work but I got even with the barber. Now I can sleep. Good night, Mr. Mumbles.
[Barber enters in Dan's apartment, with a scissor, he is now bald]
Barber
Hello, Dan.
[Dan screams]
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