Dan
Hey, Chris, open wide! Here's a nice pastrami sandwich for you. [Chris sees his own hand as the sandwich and takes a bite]
Chris
Ow! Stop it! Hey, where did Elise go?
Dan
Shut up.
Chris
Where are you going?
Dan
Out.
Chris
Can you bring me some... water?
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