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Dan Vs. · Season 1, Episode 3

Chris and Elise in “The Ninja”

Chris

So I said, "They're not my radishes. You're the one with your left blinker on."

Elise

Chris?

Chris

Oh, hey, Glendale. [he passes out]

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