[Ted Danson orders Larry and Denise a slice of pie at a restaurant]
You're gonna love this. It is the best piece of pie you've ever had.
Honestly, you know, I'm not eating dessert anymore.
Just have one bite. Come on.
I'm not in the mood, Ted. I don't want it. Thank you, it's a nice gesture but I'm not in the mood.
You're making me look like an asshole.
I had the option of ordering dessert and I didn't want the dessert at the time so I don't want the dessert.
Just have one little bite for my sake, please.
I don't care. I don't want it for your sake.
Be a friend, be a fucking friend, will you!
I'm being a friend but I don't have to take a bite just because you want me to! Okay?
Have a bite of the pie!
[starts to take the pie away] You know, I'm just gonna get this out of the way for you..
I don't want the pie! Thank you.
No, no. Put the pie down. Put the pie down.
No, don't. Here, take it. Thank you.
Don't pick up that pie. Put the pie down.
I'm not taking a bite, I don't want a bite! Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face!
Put that fucking pie down!
Don't put that pie down! Do not put that pie down!
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