[the cook, with Tourette's Syndrome, yells out]FUCKHEAD SHITFACED COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!
[everyone in the restaurant is silent]
[thinking back in his mind] Maybe someday I'll do something good for somebody like that. [yells out] SCUM SUCKING MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!
[everyone looks at Larry]
COCK, COCK! JIZZUM! GRANDMA! COCK! [gestures for someone else to continue]
BUM! FUCK! TURD! FART! CUNT! PISS! SHIT! BUGGER AND BALLS!
DAMN IT! HELL! CRAP! SHIT!
YOU GODFUCKINGDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!
[Susie walks in]
Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I had a dental appointment!
[storms out]
Fellatio, cunnilingus , french kissing! [there's a slight chuckle from the crowd which gets louder as the scene progresses] Rim job!
Crap, piss!
Fucking, fucking fuck fuck!
Schmuck, putz!
Pussy, pig fucker!
Balls!
Boy cock, Girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[entire restaurant erupts in laughter and profanity]
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