CSI: NY · Season 8
You forgot you broke into your boyfriend's apartment, where he was later murdered while you were conveniently asleep in his back bedroom, is that right?
I was in shock. I... I wasn't thinking straight
About the break-in or about the murder?
I didn't think you'd believe me. I've gotten in trouble before.
Shoplifting... fake ID... nothing that forecasts murder. But I could be wrong.
He does have just over 12 grand in a savings account.
Where does a college kid like him get money like that?
I could think of a few ways, none of which are legal.
Hey, Mac... results on the smudge Sid collected from the victim's face.
(Reading from the screen) Ink, glass cleaner, mineral oil... auto degreaser.
Yeah. I'm not sure what it means, either.
You get the name of the tattoo parlor this lotion came from?
Mac... you haven't been gone so long that we've forgotten how to do this.
(To a girl who is having a yin-yang tattoo done) That's a good choice: yin and yang. Thing is, right now you're thinking yin; when you're 50 years old, you'll probably be thinking yang.
(About dolphins) You ever look inside the mouth of one? Insane teeth. Rows of them, razor-sharp. They could rip a person to shreds if they wanted to. Oh, and get this. They're the only animal other than humans to have sex for pleasure.
A dolphin? That's what he wanted on his back permanently?
(Laughs) I hear you, man. I do my best to steer people's decisions so they won't regret it later, but this kid was determined.
What's a tattoo that size go for?
Uh, that one ran a little over a grand.
A thousand bucks for Flipper?
200 bucks an hour. What could I say?
(About a man who got a dolphin tattoo) Listen, if he happens to come back in for a, uh... starfish tattoo, let's say, do me a favor and give me a buzz
Tyler, before I hear about the new roommate, what happened to the old one?
I had to kill him. I asked him who his favorite player on the Knicks was, he said Woody Allen.
See, that's funny. I like him.
You don't trust my judgment.
I trust you. It's just this Alex... Kirkland person. What's his major, anyway?
(Chuckles) Art. I know. Scary, okay?
Adam, how many college roommates did you have?
Uh, whew... okay. Let's see, first, there was Todd, but that ended with the whole atomic cat eye incident.
Atomic cat eye incident?
Yeah, you know, when like, someone drinks too much, and they pass out, and you, like, sneak up and...
I don't really want to know. Just ballpark it for me.
Uh... 12, I guess.
12 roommates?! Any of them ever get arrested?
Todd, and it was for public indecency (Chuckles).
Tyler's moving in with a new roommate.
Oh, man! You broke the Mom code and looked him up?
Well, I didn't get any specifics. The juvie record's sealed.
(Reading from Jo's computer screen) Trespassing and criminal mischief. Hmm. Looks like you guys got something in common (Smiles teasingly).
Snakeskin? No indication our vic or his roommate had snakes for pets.
Well, somewhere along the line, our vic had a run-in with a boa constrictor.
The whole Tyler roommate thing... it's gonna be fine. You know, usually people with priors never commit crimes within a five mile radius of where they live.
Oh, get out of here!
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